What a grand day! Order yours in time for International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sept. 21. All day long, scarlet witch costume participants dress and talk like pirates. For the ladies we have Women’s long pirate dresses, skirts, female joker costume pants and tops designed to flatter the curvy woman. A woman dressed as comic book character Diva from StormWatch on Friday. The wench who wants to show off her legs can order one of our mini dresses.